Santa IS NOT REAL Wolverine LIVES AS ONE OF THE EMBODIEMENTS OF AWESOME (the others being Nightcrawler, Kingdom Hearts, Avatar (THE MOVIE) and tacos, to name a few.) Jesus IS...I'm actually not allowed to dispute this, as I am a Catholic. Sorry.
SO IT'S A DEATHMATCH BETWEEN WOLVERINE (hairy Canadian beer enthusiast) AND JESUS CHRIST (son of God. GOD.)
I don't care if I'm supposed to be offended somehow - this is just Epic. I'd bet on Wolverine or Jesus. Maybe Santa. Probably Wolverine though. Definitly Wolverine. Jesus already died, so he CAN and Santa only has Elves and toys. So Wolverine.