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WOLVERINE WEDNESDAY - 07 by reau WOLVERINE WEDNESDAY - 07 by reau
MERRY X-MAS!!!
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HorseGuardian Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait which Santa though? The Tim Allen, rise of the guardians, cartoon Santa? There so many types of him its kinda hard to decide if he could stand up against the other two. But if it's North from ROFG then he might stand a chance what with his double swords and army of yetis
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PirateArrowXAB Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Student Writer
Sooooo... let's see.

Santa IS NOT REAL
Wolverine LIVES AS ONE OF THE EMBODIEMENTS OF AWESOME (the others being Nightcrawler, Kingdom Hearts, Avatar (THE MOVIE) and tacos, to name a few.)
Jesus IS...I'm actually not allowed to dispute this, as I am a Catholic. Sorry.

SO IT'S A DEATHMATCH BETWEEN WOLVERINE (hairy Canadian beer enthusiast) AND JESUS CHRIST (son of God. GOD.)

WHO WILL WIN?

Happy Christmas!
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Wolverine Wins!!!
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PirateArrowXAB Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Student Writer
Fair enough :)
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LittleChocoCat Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
500$ on Wolverine!
Awesome Art! <3
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
Thanks man
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sollertia-studios Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012   General Artist
Santa has a better PR platform, historically speaking.

(This is amazing.)
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reau Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Thank you!
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Draugfea Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
haha welcome to the thunderdome!
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reau Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
Exactly!
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:D I don't care if I'm supposed to be offended somehow - this is just Epic. :D I'd bet on Wolverine or Jesus. Maybe Santa. Probably Wolverine though. Definitly Wolverine. Jesus already died, so he CAN and Santa only has Elves and toys.
So Wolverine.
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reau Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
hahaha exactly
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LocustaVampa Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2010
Wouldn't miss that.
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thedanishboy Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2009  Student Digital Artist
where can i buy tickets ! my money on santa that fat man is ful of surprises
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Turkmen Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2008
I think JC would ultimately defeat Wolverine by becoming his friend. Or kill him by using that crazy christian magic.
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2008
yeah that christian magic is a bitch!
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Nifty-D Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmm..my bet`s on Logan! Although I don`t see him harming Santa ... Jesus better move fast! XD

*after the battle*
God: Why are you dead again, son?
JC: Look, it`s a long story!...
God: You picked on them Marvel folk again, DIDN`T you?
JC: *sigh*
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clayrodery Featured By Owner May 25, 2008  Professional General Artist
oh my god, AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sempai-Tem Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008
I think Santa would make it. Cause we know Wolvie has a soft side for those that do right by children. But JC would catch some claws cause Well wolvie has a lot of trouble with authority. And the Holier than thou attitude would get JC, snikted quite rightly. NBut that's justhow I would script it.
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PirateArrowXAB Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Student Writer
Ummm Wolverine is friends with a priest. I feel this may throw a small spanner into the works. Especially if Nightcrawler got involved
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Sempai-Tem Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
Nightrcrawler is dead.....
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reau Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008
I'd greenlight that script :D
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mixlagula Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2008
haha, epic.
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reau Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008
thanx
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Pok82 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2008
my money's on logan.
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reau Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2008
my gut goes with jesus but my heart is with logan :)
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Pok82 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2008
LOL
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Robot-Samurai-Katana Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2008
you silly man, this picture implies that Wolverine and Jesus are different people :no:

great picture =D
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reau Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2008
Ha Ha Ha exactly!!!
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KeyLo Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2007
Son of god or not , J.C. would go down first .....after all he was just a man. A simple cross took him out before. IF Santa got the upper hand on Wolvie , he could drop his ass in one night. But I would say all that fat would slow him down enough for Wolverine to take the crown.
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2007
I like the way you think :)
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KeyLo Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2008
;)
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ShroomMan777 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007
SNICKT BUB!
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007
SNICKT indeed!
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x8xSquallx8x Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007   Writer
What makes the twist to that is it's because those three are immortals.
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007
Yes... Yes they are :D
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WerterSkelterNOW Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2007   Traditional Artist
hahhahaha very very funny!!

this wolverine thing is gettin' better and better! :XD:
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007
Thank You!
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avsky Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
HAaaahahahaha, this is fucking brilliant dude (:
Get some printed out and stick them around town for next xmas ;)
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2007
I think I will ;)
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poop-mouth Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2007
I SHAT A LITTLE
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:iconreau:
reau Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2007
ha ha ha now I shat a little... ok I lied I shat a Lot!
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poop-mouth Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007
hahahahahaaaaa oh you
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dunwich7 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2007
Very interesting concept :D

I'll tackle it from another viewpoint:

Nobody (ok, forget about the fringe^^) believes that Wolverine really exists.
A lot of children (but no one else) believe that Santa really exists.
If I understand correctly, there a quite a lot of people who believe Jesus exists (or existed).

So I'd say Jesus wins on points, by scoring big in the believability department :D
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Vanshira Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I'd say Jesus wins in the "summon divine judgment down on your @$$" department.
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2007
ha ha awesome :)
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2007
if this was a democracy in which its not :P

jesus would so be winning:D
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dunwich7 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2007
:)

Well, if it was my story to write, then Wolverine would win, if only for reasons of style :D
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blurukus Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2007  Professional Digital Artist
go Jesus. His name is practically in the name of the Holiday so he wins automatically
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reau Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2007
I can't argue with that
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