Wait which Santa though? The Tim Allen, rise of the guardians, cartoon Santa? There so many types of him its kinda hard to decide if he could stand up against the other two. But if it's North from ROFG then he might stand a chance what with his double swords and army of yetis
Santa IS NOT REAL Wolverine LIVES AS ONE OF THE EMBODIEMENTS OF AWESOME (the others being Nightcrawler, Kingdom Hearts, Avatar (THE MOVIE) and tacos, to name a few.) Jesus IS...I'm actually not allowed to dispute this, as I am a Catholic. Sorry.
SO IT'S A DEATHMATCH BETWEEN WOLVERINE (hairy Canadian beer enthusiast) AND JESUS CHRIST (son of God. GOD.)
I don't care if I'm supposed to be offended somehow - this is just Epic. I'd bet on Wolverine or Jesus. Maybe Santa. Probably Wolverine though. Definitly Wolverine. Jesus already died, so he CAN and Santa only has Elves and toys. So Wolverine.
I think Santa would make it. Cause we know Wolvie has a soft side for those that do right by children. But JC would catch some claws cause Well wolvie has a lot of trouble with authority. And the Holier than thou attitude would get JC, snikted quite rightly. NBut that's justhow I would script it.
Son of god or not , J.C. would go down first .....after all he was just a man. A simple cross took him out before. IF Santa got the upper hand on Wolvie , he could drop his ass in one night. But I would say all that fat would slow him down enough for Wolverine to take the crown.
Nobody (ok, forget about the fringe^^) believes that Wolverine really exists.
A lot of children (but no one else) believe that Santa really exists.
If I understand correctly, there a quite a lot of people who believe Jesus exists (or existed).
So I'd say Jesus wins on points, by scoring big in the believability department